Wer hat gewonnen??

Who Won??

You're telling me that NOBODY won this Fricking thing?? I mean, I always figured in any sort of a conflict, there had to be a winner and a loser...

Actually, there was one guy you might could call the winner if you wanted to...

Daaaaaaamn..... I don't suppose there's any way of undoing any or all of that.....

Not down there.. Here is another story. Occasionally under certain conditions and if the need is great enough, we let somebody go back and take some sort of a second shot at setting something straight. You interested in something like that?

Damn, I mean, what you're telling me is that I just spent the last 25 years of my life playing a part in screwing up the whole world almost beyond redemption... YEAH I'd be interested in any sort of a chance to do something over here. What exactly are you talking about? Killing Hitler just after he was born??

Fraid that wouldn't cut it, you're gonna have to go back a bit further than that.

Killing Hitler at age 3 weeks wouldn't stop it?

Not even close. What would you tell anybody if they asked you what just caused all this... I think the word you used was "Scheisse" or someting like that??

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